When the last Kalender-sheets
          flattern to the Winter-streets
          and Dezemberwind is blowing,
          then is everybody knowing
          that it is not allzuweit:
          she does come - the Weihnachtszeit.
          
          All the Menschen,Leute, people
          flippen out of ihr warm Stübel,
          run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess,
          make Konsum and Business.
          Kaufen this und jene Dings
          and the Churchturmglocke rings.
          
          Manche holen sich a Tännchen
          when this brennt, they Cry "Attention".
          Rufen for the Feuerwehr:
          "Please come quick to löschen her!"
          goes the Tännchen of in Rauch,
          they are standing on the Schlauch.
          
          In the Kitchen of the House
          Mother makes the Christmasschmaus.
          She is working, schufting, bakes
          hit is now her Yoghurtkeks.
          And the Opa says als Tester:
          "We are killed bis to Silvester!"
          
          Then he fills the last Glas Wine -
          yes, this is the Christmastime.
          Day by Day does so vergang
          and the holy Night does come.
          You can think, you can remember,
          this is immer in Dezember.
          
          Then the Childrenlein are coming,
          Candle-Wachs is abwärts running.
          Bing of Crosby Christmas sings
          while the Towerglocke rings
          and the Angels look so fine -
          well this is the Christmastime.
          
          Baby-eyes are big and rund,
          the Family feels kerngesund
          when unterm Weihnachtsbaum are hocking
          then nothing can them ever shocking.
          They are so happy, are so fine -
          this happens in the Chrismastime!
          
          The Animals all in the House,
          the Hund, the Katz, the Bird, the Mouse,
          are turning round the Weihnachtsstreß,
          enjoy this day as never nie,
          well they find kittekat and Chappi
          in the Geschenkkarton von Pappi.
          
          The Family begins to sing
          and wieder does a Glöckchen ring.
          Zum Song vom grünen Tannenbaum
          the Tränen rennen down and down.
          Bis our Mother plötzlich flennt:
          "The Christmasgans im Ofen brennt!"
          
          Her nose indeed is very fine.
          Ende of the Weihnachtstime.